Friends S02E18 3d
I am so glad I'm not Monica right now. Tell me about it. So what's your magic number? Come on, you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. Well, there's you. Better not be doing these in order. Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny. Barry. Paolo. Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie. Honey, are you jealous of Paolo? I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him. - Really? - Oh, please! That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex. Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head. I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes... ...dropped off a fish tank and left! Where's Buddy? Buddy? My fish, Buddy. There was no fish when she dropped it off. This is unbelievable! You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... ...then you kill my fish? My Buddy? I didn't kill your fish! Look, Eddie Would you look at what I'm doing? Now that can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off you... ...and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangelo? That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? Well, that's not bad at all. You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet. You're okay with it? Oh, honey, I'm fine. Okay, about that two. What? All right. What about my two? It just seems like a really small number. Right. Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat? Honey, you are not an oat. I don't know, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I love. You've only slept with two people. Right. You know I love you too, right? Now I do. Ross, please listen to me. You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh. If I make you laugh, here's an idea. Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack... ...and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes! What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was "Animal sex"? So what are you saying? There's nothing between us "animal" at all? There's not even, like, a little animal? Not even, like... ...chipmunk sex? Try to hear me, okay? I'm not gonna lie to you. - It was good with Paolo. - Knock-knock. But what you and I have is so much better. We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. You know? I swear. This is the best... ...I have ever had. Until now.
